My friend from Waffle House says if you stacked all of the sausage patties they serve in one day, it would reach the top of the Empire State Building. I say, why bother?

As I lean back in the saddle,
the horse farts like a hurricane.

"Although our information is incorrect, we do not guarantee it."
- Erik Satie

Theoretically if you take all the blood vessels out of your body and laid them end to end you would die.