We are all
My friend from Waffle House says if you stacked all of the sausage patties they serve in one day, it would reach the top of the Empire State Building. I say, why bother?
As I lean back in the saddle,
the horse farts like a hurricane.
"Although our information is incorrect, we do not guarantee it."
- Erik Satie
Theoretically if you take all the blood vessels out of your body and laid them end to end you would die.