obedient like Newton’s first thermodynamic 
matter neither created nor destroyed is static 
like Sisters of Mercy coveting Magdalene’s spindle 
the Shroud of Turin, claiming it’s fundamental 
blessed by sweat & blood. Finite. Intrinsic. 

heresy to mention chaos, randomness without logic
they bullwhip the peasant the server mechanic 
then shell out billions ka-jillions in pounds & rubles  
for us to suck it up suck suck it up *slurp* 

organize now my fellow thieves & hermeneutists 
brandish your magnify glass, hone your antics 
like Eshu’s black & white cap joint parables 
crag the petit demagogues boasting miracles
for us to suck it up suck suck it up *slurp*