Things To Do With Old Pope Hats

by Robert Priest

i'd like to see all the taliban
wearing pope hats
armoured pope hats
with little gun turrets
and the women could have pope hats too
but they'd just pull them right down over their faces
and look through the gun slits
little taliban children could have pope hat
cradles and later use them for a potty
pope hat flower pots
full of poppies
homosexual taliban could carry give away condoms
in upside down pope hat ballot boxes
trick pope hat landmines
little tiny wee pope hats
for male chastity caps
if you had an immense pope hat
you could go sailing in it
i have never said the pope's hat
was just crazy crazy headware
if you are very small a pope hat
can be like your own personal church.