I Was A Silly Ego-Banana

by Hans Plomp


I was a silly ego-banana
until I discovered the power of tantra.
I was an angry alcoholic
until I experienced my first DMT-kick.
I used to think there is no god
’till I got high on potent pot.
I liked to fuck up where I could
’till I ate of the forbidden fruit.
And now the world can hear me say
“I love to sin all night and day.”
Forbidden fruit, forbidden fruit,
you make me feel so fucking good,
you gave my life a lot more sense.
The key to joy is disobedience.